Tommy the Texas Termite

Chorus:
I'm Tommy the Texas termite
And I love eating wood
Right now I'm munching' your floor joists
And their really tasting good
Everything's big in Texas
If you don't believe that's true
Look at all the Texas sized
Damage I can do

I live in a colony
Right underneath your feet
Crawling through a mud tube
To grab a bite to eat
You provide the moisture
You provide the wood
And I'll proceed
To go ahead and eat
Your entire neighborhood

(Chorus)